Initiative check PASSED
In immediate agreement the beta is sent off to starbucks for non fat soy lattes and you receive your fee (+100shekels). Muhammad, a 34yo child refugee, is brought in as the beta's replacement.
You now have control of the broadcast.
The speakers crackle slightly as if touched by the electric energy of my horrific intentions. For the moment, it seems like my singular awareness dissolves and I am at one with the universe while something greatly powerful from another plane of being speaks through me.
"FELLOW WHITE PEOPLE, it's time to face the fact that we are a blight, a parasite, a scourge upon the world. Think of the slaves brought here against their will, forced to work themselves to death. Their offspring now economic slaves of the powerful white establishment that to this day has stacked the deck against them, made it impossible to thrive in this white man's world."
"THINK OF THE 6 MILLION," I screech, palming my treasured holocaust card, "possibly even the 6 GORILLION, who died in the holocaust at the hands of vicious Nazis, the forefathers of the very white men who oppress minorities today. If ever emboldened even slightly, they, ahem, WE would commit even more horrible atrocities. Think of the native americans!"
"That why we must never allow the goyim, ahem, us whites, a space in society. The time has come for the extinction of the white race."
"As you know already, peaceful freedom fighters are taking to the streets TODAY to knock over the statues of their oppressors. To attack the local police which make us all unsafe. To vandalize the businesses that have oppressed them economically for centuries, such as shoe and athletic wear stores, liquor stores, and KFCs. To usher in a new age of peace and prosperity free of the white parasite. You will recognize these freedom fighters and their good intention by their brown skin tones and not question their actions."
"White women, there is a chance for you to fit into this new paradigm. Go out and join the protestors. Take in their culture and bear mulatto children, ahem, bear the fruits of your cultural enrichment."
"White men, just stay at home. Enjoy some porno or some video games or some marijuana - which as you know, is a medicine. If you can do no good, you must do no harm."
"This is schlomo shekelberg, white man, signing off!"
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Initiative check PASSED (Holocaust modifier +6 gorillion to roll)
As your call to arms streams through the air the mud races begin to head into the streets ready to act out your hateful words. You have even managed to work Muhammad the cohost into a frenzy, he begins to rape the shiksa and the tranny. The beta male returns from starbucks and is masturbating silently in the corner as he watches the scene unfold.
You have started a riot
LEVEL UP +2 charisma (your nose shrinks slightly allowing you to go undetected more easily)
I use the phone directory in the studio to call the university provost. I'll need safe passage out of here and maybe I have some connections on the university's board of directors. As I'm dialing, I look around the studio for a can of spraypaint.
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