You head over to the media department and find a student radio show in progress.
Screen shots aren't necessary
I adjust my yarmulke as I take in the scene. Surely one can't subvert a culture they don't understand. Who's broadcasting right now and what's the topic?
(Turning in for the night. Looking forward to picking this up tomorrow.)
Luck check PASSED
You see that the broadcast is a morning campus news show. The hosts, a beta male, a tranny, and bookish white woman are discussing Bernie Sanders path to victory in the 2020 election.
I rub my hands together waiting for the next break. Once the set ends, I approach the shiksa and tranny since the beta male go along with whatever. Oy vey, don't you know the people of color of this campus are feeling marginalized by your new shows' overwhelming white male presence? It's practically a microcosm of the patriarchal assembly of old white men running this school. You owe it to the people of color in this community to fire this oppressor and replace it with a nice black person or a peaceful muslim.
Also, why are you covering up the campus-wide racial justice protests that are happening at this very moment? Do you not want the oppressed to rise up and tear down all the university statues and break all the glass windows and turn over cars and trashcans, which celebrate and enable a racist white supremacist version of history?
If you don't immediately broadcast something about the race riots caused by decades of white on minority violence, you're on the wrong side of history. Of course, since I'm familiar on this matter I could deliver the message in your next segment for a nominal contributor fee.
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Fuck yes
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