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Time for an Adventure!

Text based adventure time

Please one die for a character

be patient and....

Let the game begin!

*Edit: More adventures await the daring

Text based adventure time Please [roll](https://www.random.org/dice/) one die for a character be patient and.... Let the game begin! *Edit: More adventures await the daring

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[–] • 1 pt

Initiative check FAILED

As you and Juan head towards the white man in the parking lot you pull your knives. "Hey gringo! Give us the money or your getting stabbed!" As the white man reaches behind his back to grab his wallet you smile at Juan "after we get this money, time for fat white bitches" you look back at your victim to find a gun pointed at your head. Juan lunges for the weapon but the wite man is faster and you are shot.

You have died

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Damn. Should have lied about that roll. One dead beaner though so thats good.

[–] • 1 pt

It was a no win situation if you lived you would have gotten aids from the fat white girl.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Well then you are kind of a crummy DM if you are just gonna kill me off. What about the ending where I fuck a fat white 40 year old woman and her 14 year old daughter while living as a beaner welfare mooch?