I use the phone directory in the studio to call the university provost. I'll need safe passage out of here and maybe I have some connections on the university's board of directors. As I'm dialing, I look around the studio for a can of spraypaint.
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You find a can of spray paint in the janitors closet.
The university answers and say they are willing to provide security to escort you away from campus...for a price.
(-50 shekels) agree?
Ugh, jews. Why can't they just be easy like the goyim? I attempt to bargain.
50 shekels!? What do you mean, gouging me like that for 15 shekels? I could call any security company in the city and they would do it for 5 shekels and you mean to charge me 10? What kind of jew do you call yourself, charging one of your own 7 shekels for a measly ride through town. I'll pay 3 shekels, goldberg. That's it. And send a limousine!
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After several minutes of bargaining you manage to get the security fee dropped down. Goldberg sends a limo.
(-10 shekels)
Where would you like to go?
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