I phone in a quick bomb threat to the synagogue and a couple Jewish organizations, taking care not to let it sound rote despite the vast number of times I've delivered this performance.
I rub my hands together as I stride into the mayors office, requesting an immediate audience with the mayor. I have critical information regarding the protests downtown.
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Man these dice are hot. Swear I'm not cheating.
Initiative check PASSED
You are allowed into the mayor's office. As you walk in you hear the mayor and his aid talking about a fundraiser. "Hello Mr Shekelburg I understand you have some information for us"
Upon hearing about a fundraiser, my jew gold bag starts to feel uncomfortably light in my pocket. Though I came here with another goal initially, I guess it couldn't hurt to ask about this fundraiser. What fundraiser is this?
The mayor's aid informs you that the yearly fundraiser that is taking place tonight, where large donations will be pouring in, is in need of a charity to give all the shekels too. You wouldn't know of any would you?
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