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Time for an Adventure!

Text based adventure time

Please roll (random.org) one die for a character

be patient and....

Let the game begin!

*Edit: More adventures await the daring

Text based adventure time Please [roll](https://www.random.org/dice/) one die for a character be patient and.... Let the game begin! *Edit: More adventures await the daring

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Initiative check PASSED

After several minutes of bargaining you manage to get the security fee dropped down. Goldberg sends a limo.

(-10 shekels)

Where would you like to go?

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Mayors office please.

edit: @Wawhite13 oh wait let's stop by the synagogue on the way.

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Your black man servant tips his hat and brings you to the synagogue.

At the synagogue it is fairly deserted.

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As I approach the door, I check to make sure the driver isn't paying attention. Then I proceed to spraypaint a large swastika and a couple of anti-jewish slurs on the street-facing side of the building. Discarding the spraypaint can I head back to the car to ask the driver if we can stop at a payphone on the way to the Mayor's office. If I'm going to be gouged 10 shekels for this ride I'd better get my money's worth.

(Do I need to roll here? If so, 6)