Initiative check PASSED
The feminist like your slogan and agree to pay you for your time (+100 shekels)
They begin shouting your slogan and waving signs.
Roll a perception check
Perception check FAILED
As you are reveling in your ill gotten shekels you fail to notice the bloody tampons the feminist pull from their crotches and begin throwing. One hits you in the face.
You now have herpes
Shrug It's not gonna stop me from performing a bris or anything.
I head toward the film school to look for some kind of broadcast medium. Student film project or campus radio should do.
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