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Text based adventure time

Please one die for a character

be patient and....

Let the game begin!

*Edit: More adventures await the daring

Text based adventure time Please [roll](https://www.random.org/dice/) one die for a character be patient and.... Let the game begin! *Edit: More adventures await the daring

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[–] 1 pt

Initiative check PASSED

The feminist like your slogan and agree to pay you for your time (+100 shekels)

They begin shouting your slogan and waving signs.

Roll a perception check

[–] 0 pt
[–] 1 pt

Perception check FAILED

As you are reveling in your ill gotten shekels you fail to notice the bloody tampons the feminist pull from their crotches and begin throwing. One hits you in the face.

You now have herpes

[–] 1 pt

Shrug It's not gonna stop me from performing a bris or anything.

I head toward the film school to look for some kind of broadcast medium. Student film project or campus radio should do.

2 (no more screencaps, promise all my shekels i won't cheat)