Normally I would never do this, but the federal funds at stake.. I can't let them go. 100 shekels you said?
Roll a saving throw.
5
Saving throw (-1000) PASSED
The mayor agrees and you are now the director of the cuck the goyim initiative. (+10,000,000 shekels)
LEVEL UP (+1 charisma)
Nice. 10,004,190... That enough to buy a condo in Manhattan or do I have to retire in Ft. Lauderdale?
Florida.
Do you wish to cash out?
Roll a retirement check
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