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Time for an Adventure!

Text based adventure time

Please one die for a character

be patient and....

Let the game begin!

*Edit: More adventures await the daring

Text based adventure time Please [roll](https://www.random.org/dice/) one die for a character be patient and.... Let the game begin! *Edit: More adventures await the daring

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Perception check PASSED

You find a can of spray paint in the janitors closet.

The university answers and say they are willing to provide security to escort you away from campus...for a price.

(-50 shekels) agree?

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Ugh, jews. Why can't they just be easy like the goyim? I attempt to bargain.

50 shekels!? What do you mean, gouging me like that for 15 shekels? I could call any security company in the city and they would do it for 5 shekels and you mean to charge me 10? What kind of jew do you call yourself, charging one of your own 7 shekels for a measly ride through town. I'll pay 3 shekels, goldberg. That's it. And send a limousine!

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Initiative check PASSED

After several minutes of bargaining you manage to get the security fee dropped down. Goldberg sends a limo.

(-10 shekels)

Where would you like to go?

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Mayors office please.

edit: oh wait let's stop by the synagogue on the way.