Your black man servant tips his hat and brings you to the synagogue.
At the synagogue it is fairly deserted.
As I approach the door, I check to make sure the driver isn't paying attention. Then I proceed to spraypaint a large swastika and a couple of anti-jewish slurs on the street-facing side of the building. Discarding the spraypaint can I head back to the car to ask the driver if we can stop at a payphone on the way to the Mayor's office. If I'm going to be gouged 10 shekels for this ride I'd better get my money's worth.
(Do I need to roll here? If so, 6)
Sneak check PASSED
No one sees you painting the swastikas. The driver takes you to a payphone and then to the mayor's office.
I phone in a quick bomb threat to the synagogue and a couple Jewish organizations, taking care not to let it sound rote despite the vast number of times I've delivered this performance.
I rub my hands together as I stride into the mayors office, requesting an immediate audience with the mayor. I have critical information regarding the protests downtown.
5
Man these dice are hot. Swear I'm not cheating.
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