"As a matter of fact the booster society for my synagogue is in desperate need as we've been attacked by Nazis. Their hateful antisemitic slurs and swastika symbols still mark our temples walls and many of my fellow jews are so scared that they want to return to Israel. It will take so many shekels to heal the wounds that were reopened, deep wounds that were caused by the shoah. I still have flashbacks to my ancestors' suffering."
My hand slides in to my pocket, fingertips on the holocaust card so that I can pull it out in a moments notice.
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Initiative check PASSED
Appalled at the Nazis desecration of your temple the mayor agrees to give all donations to your cause. (+5000 shekels)
"Sir what about the overflow issue at the orphanage?" The mayor's aid asks "We just don't have the room for all of these children without a new facility and we will loose the extra federal funding" The mayor looks distressed
Help the orphans?
...federal funding? I clasp my hands gleefully, forgetting myself for a second.
Mr. Mayor, sir, I think I have a solution. You see, there are a great number of dangerous white males causing trouble in town. Why, I ran in to one today who works at the university broadcasting center. It was shortly after a paint can went missing from there that my own synagogue was desecrated.
Perhaps if we were to require these dangerous individuals to harbor and care for the great many orphans we receive, we could both house the orphans and distract them from their fascist urges. That little schmeckle from the university wouldn't have time to vandalise synagogues if he were tied down with little black and brown babies to feed would he? I bet the peaceful protests in town here would even come to an end over time once these beasts, ahem, misguided individuals have been subdued.
In fact, we could take in a great many more orphans from the third world and get, perhaps, MORE funding from the government, non-government aid organizations, even charities.
Tell you what, I care so much about this cause I will take control of it and the federal government budget. You just make sure to declare an ordinance granting me authority to assign orphans to white cattle, ahem, troubled young men. I'll handle the funds, ahem, the challenges.
1 uh oh
Roll a saving throw for 1000 shekels?
(I'm going to have to take a break for a bit. I'll tget back on tonight after the kids are asleep)
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