Initiative check PASSED (Holocaust modifier +6 gorillion to roll)
As your call to arms streams through the air the mud races begin to head into the streets ready to act out your hateful words. You have even managed to work Muhammad the cohost into a frenzy, he begins to rape the shiksa and the tranny. The beta male returns from starbucks and is masturbating silently in the corner as he watches the scene unfold.
You have started a riot
LEVEL UP +2 charisma (your nose shrinks slightly allowing you to go undetected more easily)
I use the phone directory in the studio to call the university provost. I'll need safe passage out of here and maybe I have some connections on the university's board of directors. As I'm dialing, I look around the studio for a can of spraypaint.
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Perception check PASSED
You find a can of spray paint in the janitors closet.
The university answers and say they are willing to provide security to escort you away from campus...for a price.
(-50 shekels) agree?
Ugh, jews. Why can't they just be easy like the goyim? I attempt to bargain.
50 shekels!? What do you mean, gouging me like that for 15 shekels? I could call any security company in the city and they would do it for 5 shekels and you mean to charge me 10? What kind of jew do you call yourself, charging one of your own 7 shekels for a measly ride through town. I'll pay 3 shekels, goldberg. That's it. And send a limousine!
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