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I had a moonbat at work suggest in our monthly leadership meeting that we should require everyone to add their preferred pronouns to their company profile and to their outlook email signature.

I, in all seriousness, told her that was inviting trouble because some people may be uncomfortable using everyone's preferred pronouns and other people will be uncomfortable if their own preferred pronouns are ignored. I also stated that some people who are transitioning their pronouns may not be comfortable sharing their pronouns in their email signature. I suggested that this was not currently an issue for our employees and we should leave well enough alone.

She flipped out. She said that anyone who is not comfortable using someone's preferred pronouns is a bigot and should be fired and that the only reason why some people would not be comfortable sharing their pronouns is because of the bigots that should be fired.

I looked her strait in the face and told her that I sexually identify as a Dom and that my preferred pronouns are Master and Master's. Her jaw literally dropped. I then said "Now I was not particularly comfortable sharing my sexual orientation with my team but now that I am out I expect you to refer to me as Master and if you are not comfortable with that I will be forced to report you to HR... OR, you can admit that maybe this is a horrible idea."

My boss bought me a beer at lunch and I have a new nickname.

I had a moonbat at work suggest in our monthly leadership meeting that we should require everyone to add their preferred pronouns to their company profile and to their outlook email signature. I, in all seriousness, told her that was inviting trouble because some people may be uncomfortable using everyone's preferred pronouns and other people will be uncomfortable if their own preferred pronouns are ignored. I also stated that some people who are transitioning their pronouns may not be comfortable sharing their pronouns in their email signature. I suggested that this was not currently an issue for our employees and we should leave well enough alone. She flipped out. She said that anyone who is not comfortable using someone's preferred pronouns is a bigot and should be fired and that the only reason why some people would not be comfortable sharing their pronouns is because of the bigots that should be fired. I looked her strait in the face and told her that I sexually identify as a Dom and that my preferred pronouns are Master and Master's. Her jaw literally dropped. I then said "Now I was not particularly comfortable sharing my sexual orientation with my team but now that I am out I expect you to refer to me as Master and if you are not comfortable with that I will be forced to report you to HR... OR, you can admit that maybe this is a horrible idea." My boss bought me a beer at lunch and I have a new nickname.

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[–] [deleted] 13 pts

Nicely baited, Master.

[–] 1 pt

A true master baiter.

(Is this too obvious, did I ruin it?)

[–] 6 pts

This is beautiful.

[–] [deleted] 6 pts

I think this is a great idea man. Nicely done. You gotta punch these retards right in their twats for them to wake up.

[–] [deleted] 5 pts

The Master we all need, cheers. sips

[–] 4 pts

Thank you master. Please hit me harder.

[–] 4 pts

Well done. I'd have gone with "your excellence" or "my lord", but this works perfectly.

[–] 2 pts

Be more ambitious: "God Emperor" - "messiah" among friends.

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I'm a humble person, "your highness" is good enough.

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OR, you can admit that maybe this is a horrible idea.

Shoulda left that part out and rolled with it for a while so everyone could see what a horrible idea it was.

Not that I'm telling you what to do, Master... 0w0

[–] 4 pts

lol... frankly I was pushing it as it was. It would have gone poorly for me. I made my point.

[–] 2 pts

That is actually a possible pronoun. Do you run a dojo?

And, yes, it is a pronoun and not just an honorific because it is normal to refer to them by that title alone when they are not around.

[–] 2 pts

I actually do sexually identify as a Dom. Thanks for the tip, Master.

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I read this yesterday and laughed my ass off. I told a buddy about it and he agreed that it was pure genius. I think you're on to something here.

[–] 1 pt

My pronouns are all “dis nigga.” Please respect and use accordingly.

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