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I'll need a brief description of your class, attributes, alignment, and skills as well as a short bio to determine if you'll be a good fit. We are especially looking for someone who can tank.

Me:

Level 4 Human Ramenancer
High LUCK and DEX, low STR, other stats pretty average
Chaotic Neutral
Skills: I can summon all kinds of soups using packaged noodles, flavor pouches, and water. Occassionally my poetry and short prose can grant party buffs, though the stamina drain on me is very taxing. ZZ Top-beard intimidation bonus when negotiating with shavlets.

Bio: I thought nothing ever happens! Had I known differently, I probably would've spent a little more time grinding and spec'd into something other than ramen. Oh well, the pre-apocalyptic world was boring and most other survivors are probably equally unprepared. I come from an unbroken line of indo-european warriors (and also an unbroken line of whiskey-swilling potato farmers) and I'm ready to taste the battlefield (and some whiskey).

Would you like to join our party? Tell us about you!

I'll need a brief description of your class, attributes, alignment, and skills as well as a short bio to determine if you'll be a good fit. *We are especially looking for someone who can tank.* Me: Level 4 Human Ramenancer High LUCK and DEX, low STR, other stats pretty average Chaotic Neutral Skills: I can summon all kinds of soups using packaged noodles, flavor pouches, and water. Occassionally my poetry and short prose can grant party buffs, though the stamina drain on me is very taxing. ZZ Top-beard intimidation bonus when negotiating with shavlets. Bio: I thought nothing ever happens! Had I known differently, I probably would've spent a little more time grinding and spec'd into something other than ramen. Oh well, the pre-apocalyptic world was boring and most other survivors are probably equally unprepared. I come from an unbroken line of indo-european warriors (and also an unbroken line of whiskey-swilling potato farmers) and I'm ready to taste the battlefield (and some whiskey). Would you like to join our party? Tell us about you! [PS: I recommend against discussing starting equipment in this thread as it could attract the attention of the arch-liches. We'll get plenty more gear from questing anyway.](#spoiler)

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Lvl 3 half orc Furserker

Lawful evil

High strength and agility but an abysmally low intelligence and charisma.

Skills: the sight of a full head of hair sends me into a malding rage. Have been know to rip scalps from heads and ware them as bloody trophies. When the sun is out I am able to start fires with the glare off of my head. With a heavy coat of hair all over my back and chest adds +2 armor.

Bio: hailing from the mountians of west texas my tribe sent me out into the apocalyptic wastelands to aquire as many scalpes as possible. After years of being taunted by shampoo commercials I seek my revenge on the world at large.