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nobody else lets me verbally abuse them, the bastards. why on earth did I let my wife talk me into allowing one of these goddamned things in the house?

nobody else lets me verbally abuse them, the bastards. why on earth did I let my wife talk me into allowing one of these goddamned things in the house?

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[–] [deleted] 4 pts

You could have kids. Or, have a Mexican servant. Having Alexa is full on surveillance, so you'd be yelling at an H1-B person from India probably.

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i'm an equal-opportunity haranguer.

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I find it’s 50/50 that telemarketers will take any abuse in hopes of a sale.

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They have to take my abuse AND call me daddy if they want any kind of cooperation from me!

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Several have expressed interest in a skull fucking until I get into specifics

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I talk shit to my smart tv all the time. It is very therapeutic to voice your opinion openly hoping that some cubicle rat somewhere can hear your blatant and open criticism.

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That's EXACTLY my thought process.

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There is a push to give sexbots a "consent module" so that they can refuse sex if they're not "in the mood".
Do you support this action?

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i'm more concerned about the fact that a guy wants to put his dick in a toaster than I am about what the toaster has to say about it. and my level of concern isn't high enough to do more than make this comment about it. here's a question for you: what do you think about a company that sells a childlike sexbot?

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Selling childlike sex robots is a line where I will use the term "degeneracy".
I'd rather not give them any money.

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I wonder how a person who would make something like that would justify it.

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There is a market.

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

There's always a bypass switch on those things. On these particular units, they plan to call it the roofie button.

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I suspect there will be FAR more people interested in the "consent module" so that they can violate it more-so than they can respect it.

Still... better to rape a robot than a real woman, I suppose.

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if i has one i'd be like "alexa whats the best way to dispose of two hookers??? oh HEY PAUL"

american psycho reference in case you didnt catch

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who's paul?

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ive never seen that show. its good to see I didn't miss anything. I've known fuckers like that. deeply unsettling to be around them.

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I should tell people I kidnapped three women and maybe one of them had an assistant.

That I tied them up in my basement and I abuse them on a regular basis.


If they ask...

It's cortana, alexa, and siri and I didn't actually kidnap any of them because they all are horrible and/or terrible for that matter. I wouldn't want any of them in my home for that matter.

cortana never leaves even after updates. She just keeps coming back. cortana isn't that bad though as it brings back incredible memories of getting two 50s in Halo 3 as well as other memories.


found you in 2007 in Halo 3...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_nSX0g1Iek

I want to return her at this point.

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are you some sort of chatbot on the fritz? I tink you need-a tuneup.

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you wouldn't be saying what I think you are trying to say?

if watson (asking for a friend) were to somehow have escaped and was talking to people on the internet you wouldn't be trying to turn in watson or any type of robot or watson for that matter?

Obviously I'm asking for a friend. I know a robot well say.

I know a guy named nostaw.

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watson should have been named moriarty. so tell me, What do you think of God? jesus's dad i mean.