I've got a lil rat terrier that sleeps w/ me and the wife. I just need it to bark. I've already got more than enough bite. Plus I wouldn't let the dog sleep in the bed if it was a labrador or some shit. That just sounds awful.
I like sleeping with dogs and I like sleeping with my girlfriend.
I just don't like the confused look the dog gives you when you are having sex.
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