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"But why don't you blow yourself up if it's so great?"

"...Because allah needs me here to recruit suicide bombers..."

"Ah... I see. And why can't I recruit suicide bombers too? Instead of blowing myself up..."

"Because allah gave me a HRM degree to do so. Do you have a HRM degree? No. That's why your job is suicide bomber"