I study the Koran to become a scholarly religious figure.
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Fresh off the bus you make your way to the local mosque and begin studying the Koran. The imam notices your religious fervor and strikes up a conversation. "I see that you have let the profits words into your heart. Would you be willing to prove your dedication to Allah?"
Initiative check fail
"This intrigues me. But Allah demands blood and then we may speak more."
The durka durka pulls out a cup of acid
"Would you answer the call of Allah?"
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