OY VEY! THE COMMON COLD IS KILLING OLD PEOPLE! THEY ARE SO OLD THEY ARE ALREADY PAST THE AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY! TURN ON CNN NOW!

Oh vey, come out already! We all see it from your posts. You are a trans man, super auto bot fan. Looking to transform into your final self at the pride parade. A big story about you is that of a gay unicorn that sprays silly string as jizz on the people around the ghetto. Later you kneck yourself on a live feed while shit and piss drop down your leg All in all, a great day, especially since trannies we’re watching and have a suicide rate like 400% over normal folks.