Why the fuck do you have to make up some bullshit excuse?

Just do what I do - tell them it's NONE OF THEIR DAMNED BUSINESS!

Because it isn't.

I get that it is supposed to be funny but here is the problem. People who believe and portray themselves as something they are not are at best hypocrites and at worst they are mentally deranged. If you are comfortable putting yourself out there like that, acting like a fucking tranny who can't recognize their own dick, that is setting yourself up forfor being labeled as a mental case.