This would actually be an excellent gag gift if it wasn't so expensive.

I'm offering a can of material for only $69.69, repackaged, but purchased at my local food store. Just pull the pop top and enjoy the aroma. Then refresh your mortal coil by eating the contents. It's a bargain man.

What a sick fucking place clown world is.

Buy my epstein crusted rotten tuna candle!!!!