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The time of the mountain crabs is nigh!
The time of the mountain crabs is nigh!
The radioactive mutant polar bears are supposed to be out here.
The radioactive mutant polar bears are supposed to be out here.
The shell of a Blue Ridge crab is so thick that not even a rifle could pierce it.
The shell of a Blue Ridge crab is so thick that not even a rifle could pierce it.
Post that on Facebook for boomers to see and it will create a national emergency.
Post that on Facebook for boomers to see and it will create a national emergency.
Hopefully the will take them out.
Hopefully the [exploding trees](https://poal.co/s/Weather/791887) will take them out.
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
I'm going to need a bigger steamer.
I'm going to need a bigger steamer.
The only time blue mountain crabs come out is when you find a lot lizard at the meth stop off of the blue ridge parkway.
The only time blue mountain crabs come out is when you find a lot lizard at the meth stop off of the blue ridge parkway.