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[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

Biker thinking he's got away scott free.

From over his should he hears "Stealing is a sin"

Biker looks over his shoulder, bang crashes into a parked vehicle.

"Jesus loves you" heard from over his shoulder.

[–] • 4 pts

I guess Jesus wasn't looking out for him.

[–] • 2 pts

Guess God really WAS his Co-Pilot. Smashed him good he did.

[–] • 3 pts

Jesus was looking backwards. Bad mistake - should have turned him around.

[–] • 2 pts

Plaster Jesus, Plaster Jesus Sittin' on my backpack on my bike Stole the statue Stole the bike Guess I'm someone Jesus doesn't like Cos I crashed into The rear-end of a car!

[–] • 2 pts

what the nigger

[–] • 3 pts

He's a jogger. He found the bike too.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

stealing Jesus, instant Karma acknowledged and recorded.

[–] • 0 pt

Spics. What do you expect?

[–] • 0 pt

Wish I had a car

[–] • 0 pt

Jesus take the handlebar!