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This man for 30 years has warned his wife he needs a bunker for various reasons, including tornado cover.
"See, I fucking told you I needed one"
"Ok, can we just leave"
"Fuck you, woman. Just out of spite we're sitting here because you told me everything would be fine. Well look at us now you fucking retard."
This is what I am going to sound like on the day I have to use long term emergency food sortage, as I sit there and consume every dessert portion, develop beetus, and die. Just full of fucking spite.
I wonder how pozzed code enforcement gets when you try building your own bunker.
The wife hears a noise downstairs and tells her husband to go check and see what's wrong. The husband grudgingly gets out of bed at 3 AM to investigate. After entering the living room he spots a burglar stealing his new TV. Now caught, the burglar jumps back and runs away at top speed. The husband yells, "Wait! Come back! My wife has been expecting you for the past 30 years!"
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