The wife hears a noise downstairs and tells her husband to go check and see what's wrong. The husband grudgingly gets out of bed at 3 AM to investigate. After entering the living room he spots a burglar stealing his new TV. Now caught, the burglar jumps back and runs away at top speed. The husband yells, "Wait! Come back! My wife has been expecting you for the past 30 years!"
The wife hears a noise downstairs and tells her husband to go check and see what's wrong. The husband grudgingly gets out of bed at 3 AM to investigate. After entering the living room he spots a burglar stealing his new TV. Now caught, the burglar jumps back and runs away at top speed. The husband yells, "Wait! Come back! My wife has been expecting you for the past 30 years!"
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