I see the little bastard has been hanging out with the cat lately...
Someone has been filming in his home I see. Its a little creepy if you ask me.
It's , he's mad that I have surveillance drones observing him so he tries to fight back.
This model 220200394 is malfunctioning and has been terminated.
Tell me you were raised by cats without telling me you were raised by cats.
Some people just wanna watch the world burn!
This makes me so happy to see. The volume of happiness I'm experiencing right now exceeds that which you have or will ever experience.
Galileo, in bird form, running gravity experiments
newton
hoax
edit technically it was newtown, but alas still a hoax
Newtons law of gravity genius
So table tops and shelves are useless in that home. The only thing that works is having a massive amount of drawers and locking cabinets... Or endless floors
What a shitty pet. Send it back.
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