"What kind of sausages are you?"
I've heard lions are similar to domestic cats psychologically. Can't keep them as pets because--when an ordinary house cat gets a wild hair and takes a swipe at you, you might need a band-aid. Lion in the same frisky mood obviously does a lot more damage.
except when my house cat bit me and I had to go to the ER when it got infected
"domestic" cats
Rofl. Not even remotely close. Not even a little close to those parasites.
That's one reason you can't have a pet lion yeah
see a lion
run towards the lion at full speed
launch myself neck first into lion's mouth
somehow this suicide attempted failed and I don't know why
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