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Look at it move. It’s like it’s stuck in slow motion. How have these things not died out

Look at it move. It’s like it’s stuck in slow motion. How have these things not died out

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They eat leaves, which are low energy. Moving slow conserves energy and makes them hard to spot. They're a case study in why vegetarianism is bad.

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You know who else only eats vegetables. Nate diaz. He’s a killer

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Eh, I'll give you that. Still, veganism is only possible with a lot of technology and planning. Otherwise there's almost always some nutrient deficiency that meat has in abundance, especially if you eat organ meat like you should.

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Did you see nick diaz fight this past weekend?

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Not really on the tech part. Tons of curry niggers in India are fully vegetarian and healthy, and they haven’t even invented toilets.

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Elephants.

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Gorilla eat leaves and will absolutely dick you down.

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Gorillas have small dicks. I should know I'm the monkey 🤴

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Gorillas have small dicks because they're harem maters. They also have a large gut, which acts as a fermentation chamber. A small animal like a sloth (or koala, basically the Aussie version of that) doesn't have enough space to ferment leaves into something better.

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What are you talking about? Plenty of smaller apes with no fat guts are also vegetarian and can fuck you up in a fight.

You can’t cherry pick traits from individual animals adaptations and apply them across the board to everything else.

Also isn’t it worse that a small dick gorilla can rip your limbs off with ease? Imagine if he had a big dick.

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Depends, did you know that plants are polymerized sunlight?

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What's your point?

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I'm too smooth to make a point, but I will pull on your thread. How do you polymerize stuff?