Look at it move. It’s like it’s stuck in slow motion. How have these things not died out
Hey mane when u don watching dis vid. Be kind and rewind dat SHIT
You're obviously young and wet behind the ears. Never experiencing the wonder that was beta max, instead just being a max beta.
Totally not what I expected by the word sloth.
What did you expect? Shouldnt a sloth be exactly what you picture when you see the word sloth
My first thought was of a fat person.
They eat leaves, which are low energy. Moving slow conserves energy and makes them hard to spot. They're a case study in why vegetarianism is bad.
You know who else only eats vegetables. Nate diaz. He’s a killer
Eh, I'll give you that. Still, veganism is only possible with a lot of technology and planning. Otherwise there's almost always some nutrient deficiency that meat has in abundance, especially if you eat organ meat like you should.
Did you see nick diaz fight this past weekend?
Not really on the tech part. Tons of curry niggers in India are fully vegetarian and healthy, and they haven’t even invented toilets.
Elephants.
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Gorilla eat leaves and will absolutely dick you down.
Gorillas have small dicks. I should know I'm the monkey 🤴
Gorillas have small dicks because they're harem maters. They also have a large gut, which acts as a fermentation chamber. A small animal like a sloth (or koala, basically the Aussie version of that) doesn't have enough space to ferment leaves into something better.
What are you talking about? Plenty of smaller apes with no fat guts are also vegetarian and can fuck you up in a fight.
You can’t cherry pick traits from individual animals adaptations and apply them across the board to everything else.
Also isn’t it worse that a small dick gorilla can rip your limbs off with ease? Imagine if he had a big dick.
Depends, did you know that plants are polymerized sunlight?
What's your point?
I'm too smooth to make a point, but I will pull on your thread. How do you polymerize stuff?
That sloth just broke the sound barrier as far as its concerned.
i think this video is atleast 15 years old
I DONT CARE I LIKE ANIMALS
i was wrong. carry on mate
Humans are animals, we only think we are not because we have opposable thumbs and capacity to externalize our memories. We also have a conscious coordinator that we have identified as self. In reality it is the unconscious processes that truly define us. The mental coordinator can only affect these unconscious processes indirectly.
If it was that old, it would have been filmed horizontally.
nm i was thinking of this one
Animal moves like a teenager on pot.
How does an animal This Defenseless survive this long.
They climb o the bottom of a tree and it takes them hours to poo, and that when their natural predators kill them. Or they mistake their own arms as tree bra chest, fall, and die. Not from the fall just cuz they lay there and die lol.
You’re joking? They mistake their own arms For tree branches?’then they fall And just lie there? You can’t be serious
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