It's country that was literally seeded with criminals . What did anyone expect . An ex gf moved to melbourne 10 years ago , slinked her ass back after 3 abusive relationships . Makes me chuckle everytime I think about it . Edit : Not slink back to me ; we have mutual friends that I heard about her from - not that I asked .
You remember a website called bash.org? It had some of the funniest jokes on the internet back in the early 2000s, it was an IRC type system. I'd call it the grandfather of the chans/reddit/voat/poal. I think "memes" were sort of born there and began to take shape. Here's the joke:
User 1: "These fucking criminals... man, what if we just rounded up ALL of the criminals and sent them to an island. What do you think they'd say if someone came to that island?"
User 2: "Something along the lines of 'g'day, mate'."
The first user inadvertently described Australia, and our second witty user caught it. I love internet humor.
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