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This Ones Broken

This Ones Broken

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[–] 21 pts

She should have tried yelling stop.

[–] 5 pts

Literally saying stop enjoying yourself.

[–] 1 pt

Either that or she took some bad acid .

[–] 4 pts

She could like bust a blood vessel or something.

[–] 8 pts

One can only hope.

[–] 0 pt

Where the fuck is her mask !?!

[–] 16 pts
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lmao can you teach me how to do this

[–] 4 pts

Check the comment source (src)

[–] 1 pt

sad that nobody aimed a roman candle at her while she was screeching that big mouth was the perfect oppurtunity for one.

HEADSHOT

[–] 12 pts

Squeals like a pig, looks like a pig. (And by no means I want to offend beautiful bacon-giving animals.)

[–] 4 pts

Squeals like a pig, looks like a pig, dressed in all pink too…

[–] 1 pt

Imagine the smell of its pork belly in summer though?

Id rather smell a real pig.

[–] 3 pts

I'd rather fuck a real pig.

[–] 1 pt

Worst part is, pigs are pretty smart and cool. Growing up, one of my friends dad did pig farming on the side (30-40 pigs) and one birth, there was a runt that wasn't gonna make it. His mom did the cpr and blowing air into it's snout and nursed it back to health at the house.....it never stopped being a "house pig"....Damn thing thought it was a dog. Their 3 large dogs and it always ran as a pack. Super friendly pig, loved scritches. Couldn't have anything on the coffee table and such because a 350Lb pig tends to bump into things.

[–] 1 pt

That's why i don't eat pork

I consider it basically the same as eating dogs

[–] 0 pt

It takes observation to notice that animals are no different than homo sapiens monkeys. How they gather food or nurture their offspring, it is amazing.

[–] 11 pts

Tfw you move from California

[–] 7 pts

Wearing a mask in your car by yourself

[–] 6 pts
[–] 3 pts

It must be terrible to live in fear

[–] 1 pt

I wear a condom when I masturbate, too.

Did you not see the link?

[–] 7 pts

I deliberately triggered a woman that looked and acted like this at a construction project because the workers were "making too much noise". I calmly walked up to her and pointed out that she needed a pedicure. Critiqued her rotten toe nails politely then smirked as she went off screaming at me. Then pointed out she needed extensive dental work and asked her to maintain social distance. Then I let her know she had stinky bad breath. More screaming. Then gave her a hint about portion control. Left with the contractor. She was still screaming twelve hours later , sweating and pissing herself according to the neighbors.

[–] 1 pt

Omg. Fantastic.

[–] 2 pts

She did forget about all the noise the workers were making. Worth noting; the work being done was on a separate building on the opposite side from her apartment. The were applying stucco. Apparently it's very noisy? My goal was to refocus her attention and then leave with the contractor. Then she'd have no one to scream at. It worked perfectly. She went back to her apartment screaming at no one in particular until around 11PM when her neighbor came over to cam her down. Next day the neighbor told me she found her covered in sweat an standing in a puddle of urine screaming gibberish.

This is why I can't be a mental health worker. I enjoy helping crazy over that ledge.

[–] 1 pt

I enjoy helping crazy over that ledge.

Some bitch on 4chan: "I'm suicidal etc".

Madlad: "Do a flip."

[–] 6 pts

Plot twist.... she lives on 80 acres by herself and these people are trespassing and shooting off fireworks in her yard till 5 am because shes a trump supporter.

she lives on 80 acres by herself

My ass

[–] 2 pts

Ok, she lives on your ass by herself

[–] 0 pt

Dat's a big ass to hold 80 acres

[–] 6 pts

Mental problems.

[–] 5 pts

With her impending blood clots via the jabs she took, getting the blood pressure up is going to be a bad time.

[–] 4 pts

Where can we send fireworks donations to ensure that the next holiday is an even bigger success?

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