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chambers a round

Put my shit back on this fucking porch!

lol, bye getaway driver!

>chambers a round >Put my shit back on this fucking porch! lol, bye getaway driver!

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[–] 5 pts

Haha I've answered the door like this before. This is how you deal with nigger thieves.

[–] 4 pts

His fucking accomplice drove off. Lol

[–] 0 pt

accomplice

More like two random niggers somehow driving around when one of them spots the package and impulse uncontrolls to grab it, while the drive just as randomly floors is.

Thats the nice thing, while whites can't stand as a group, niggers don't have any loyalty at all.

[–] 3 pts

His friend in the car just dips on him.

[–] 1 pt

AR pattern rifle is the way to go. Thieves can't outrun your effective range, whereas with a handgun they might be able to book it.

A lot of people don't realize, the M-16 is a super accurate weapon at long range. In the correct hands, it's almost as good as a sniper rifle. Just don't drop it in the mud.

[–] 1 pt

I wanna see the rest of the video

Sometimes I wish I lived in a place with niggers just so I could put a cardboard box on my porch and wait for one to show up.

ProTip: Most states with castle doctrine law say that you can only shoot to prevent a felony. So, be sure to check how much something stolen needs to be in order to be a felony. Then put that much cash in the box.

[–] 1 pt

Just mail it insured for $500

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Also add in some 'essential' life saving medical equipment - asthma inhaler or epi-pen etc .

"Wah, literally trying to kill me...".

coon on coon theft. thief was lucky the other coon didn't shoot him.

[–] 0 pt

I read that this was a skit and it was all staged.

[–] 1 pt

Can't have been scripted - we all know porch pirates can't read ...