Brits are fairly ignorant across the board. When I lived out there for a stint, they'd hear my accent and come questioning the 'yank'. Being from Texas, they literally WANTED TO SEE MY GUN. Right then and there. In the UK. Where they're illegal.
And no, this wasn't a single or solitary case.
Too be fair, I assume every texan is packing regardless of location, but damn. That's a special form of stupid.
You're telling me. It literally got to a point that I'd say "I'm from Texas, and no, I don't have a gun on or with me over here."
"oye mate your from texers?! lemme see ya gun ya yankee!" pulls out a spoon bang bang mother fucker "dats a spoon" proceeds to murder them with a spoon
You could fuck someone up with a spoon.
- Old Man from Texas
"Oy, mate! Youvf got no loisense fur that spoon, do yas?"
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