E.L.F. knocked out power in Aspen, Colorado last week.
That wasn't ELF.
None of them know how to use a wrench.
Did they really? Got a link - I couldn't find it in a search.
Sorry, the only lead they have is "earth first"
https://abcnews.go.com/US/thousands-colorado-residents-heat-attack-gas-service/story?id=74948009
Interesting. Wonder what they did exactly. Also, who cares about natural gas lines? There are so many better targets out there.
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