Jon Faverau made Iron Man in a cave! With a box of scraps!
I really don't care about the man himself. But, he and Filoni are doing their part to wrench control away from Kathleen Kennedy and to redeem StarWars, so I have to give him that.
Here's the conversation I imagined to have happened at Disney when they were discussing The Mandelorian.
Jon Faverau kicks down the door at a board meeting. Walks up and slaps his giant cock on the table. Then he points at Kennedy. Then he points to his dick. Then he says "You fucking cunt! You see this cock? This cock made Iron Man. So, shut the fuck up, I'll actually make something that is good and if you do absolutely nothing you can get producer's credit"
And that's the ballad of Jon Favereau.
Jon Faverau made Iron Man in a cave! With a box of scraps!
I really don't care about the man himself. But, he and Filoni are doing their part to wrench control away from Kathleen Kennedy and to redeem StarWars, so I have to give him that.
Here's the conversation I imagined to have happened at Disney when they were discussing The Mandelorian.
Jon Faverau kicks down the door at a board meeting. Walks up and slaps his giant cock on the table. Then he points at Kennedy. Then he points to his dick. Then he says "You fucking cunt! You see this cock? This cock made Iron Man. So, shut the fuck up, I'll actually make something that is good and if you do absolutely nothing you can get producer's credit"
And that's the ballad of Jon Favereau.
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