This minced pork is completely beef-free.

I've been trying for years to get my company off the ground, but no investors have shown any interest in making vegetable dishes out of meat. I make this delicious salad made out of thin slices of pork to replace the lettuce, beef hearts for tomatoes, chicken wings shaped like onions and an incredible gravy I mean salad dressing that's out of this world.

I ask the same question about trannies.

But it makes them feel so much better about themselves...