They'll just have to stay mad. If you're an asshole, start leaving card for cardiologists laying around.
I'd start with this(take-me-to.space)
That works too, but I was thinking card from heart doctors and heart hospitals. The McConnell Heart Hospital at Riverside in Columbus, OH is supposed to have a good reputation, he can send them links for their services.
Way too much work. I'd just leave random fauci lied you're about to die love letters via interoffice mail.
We used to do this because we worked with an empowered fat that would never shut up about how healthy they were so we made comic about it. Made photo copies and randomly insert them into envelopes addressed to people in other offices and one to ours.
You'd hear laughter almost every day. And no one could figure out who it was.
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