The media has graduated from "car" to driver.

Will they ever compose a correct headline: illegal invader uses car in attempted murder in attack.

"Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.' Wooooo... 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! What if they become ruffians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight"

-Bill Hicks