Ever watch wwf, even chairs are weapons.

It's not the people, it's the inanimate objects that need to be jailed.

Honk

Even your protractor isn't safe. And you're correct, we don't live on a farm.

I hope they don't find that paperclip I had fashioned into slingshot ammo back when I was in 5th grade.

Or even worse, that mechanical assault pencil I modified to shoot staples across the room in 7th grade.