you know what there is a thing in the UK where you *can* buy an old church to live in, but you also have to pay ongoing parish fees, and theyre usually heritage listed so same thing applies to them as this pub. but there is an easy work around. hire arabs to remodel it. when they knock it down no one will make them rebuild a church brick by brick like that. that being said they would probably make you rebuild it yourself and claim the arabs dindu nuffin.