Oi, listen here you absolute plank, I’ve had it right up to my bollocks with this shower of shite! Proper taking the piss now, innit? I pop down the high street and what do I get? A right two-and-eight, that’s what! N then it's like we got the whole of bloody Rajasthan here on top of it! Then I turn round and there’s some Muslim lad flogging knock-off Supreme hoodies out a Lidl carrier bag! And bummers! Nothing but bummers everywherer as far me eye can see! But that's it ain't it? Welcome to Britain, where either a brown or bummer you are or you just not welcome, are you?