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A Republican Congresswoman who has been “missing” for the past six months has finally been found.

Rep. Kay Granger has served as the representative for Texas’s 12th Congressional District since 1997.

However, she suddenly disappeared from the public eye around July this year, when she cast her final vote against an amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1.

A curious reporter at the local Dallas Express newspaper did some digging on Granger’s whereabouts and has finally been able to give her constituents some answers.

A Republican Congresswoman who has been “missing” for the past six months has finally been found. Rep. Kay Granger has served as the representative for Texas’s 12th Congressional District since 1997. However, she suddenly disappeared from the public eye around July this year, when she cast her final vote against an amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1. A curious reporter at the local Dallas Express newspaper did some digging on Granger’s whereabouts and has finally been able to give her constituents some answers.
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I'd laugh, but it's not funny:

You guys do know, that she's locked in there, right? S/

(Patients with "memory issues" such as Alzheimer's aren't allowed to just walk out the door. These people are locked in the care unit. Should a patient get out, it's a big deal for the unit. Workers, cops, they all search until the patient is found. They aren't "heading to Congress to cast a vote.")