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That was a sure bet.

The Biden Camp officially refused to drug test Joe Biden ahead of Thursday night’s highly anticipated presidential debate.

Joe Biden is currently hiding at Camp David and doing “debate prep.” . .

That was a sure bet. >The Biden Camp officially refused to drug test Joe Biden ahead of Thursday night’s highly anticipated presidential debate. >Joe Biden is currently hiding at Camp David and doing “debate prep.” . . [Archive](https://archive.today/3NyH9)

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Maybe, just maybe, he'll do one of his half-squats to fill his diaper. He seems to go into a daze when he does that.

[–] • 1 pt

I'd donate $50 to Trump if, in the middle of the debate, he says:

"What's that awful smell?! My God Joe, did you just shit yourself again?!"

[–] • 1 pt

I'm shocked! Shocked!

[–] • 1 pt

It will be interesting to see how he reacts during the debate. He was a piece of shit before he got old and I don't think loading him up with speed or whatever else they are going to try is going to help. O2 via hyperbaric chamber has also been discussed.

[–] • 0 pt

I'm guessing Fuck Joe Biden won't actually answer any questions, rather he'll recite talking points he was trained on, mostly attacking Trump. If he doesn't start mumbling and wondering offstage, it will be considred a huge success.

The press: President Biden acted presidential and went after Trump... yada, yada, yada.

It won't matter that Biden wasn't able to coherently answer any questions.

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> If he doesn't start mumbling and wondering offstage, it will be considred a huge success.

They will most likely have someone in a rubber mask do the debate in his place.

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That will be a problem if he's too coherent. If they attempt to use a body double he'll have to act such that it isn't too obvious.