running out of things to eat
All food that isn't branded or owned by a multinational corporation will be deemed racist or a sign of dangerous extremism. I wish I could say I was joking, but I'm not, I actually think that is the path we are headed towards.
May as well own it then. "Introducing Hitler Chips. Because Fuck You".
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