Surnames are usually based off of a persons paternal roots or their destined trade.

Laphonza needs to go scrub some floors, greet guests at the door, clean the dishes, do the laundry and make sure there is a readily available supply of food and drink.

The biggest decisions she makes in a day is plantains or watermelon for a snack and which wig to wear. She should never be in charge of anything other than what is listed above.

Butler the nignog

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EMILY's List is an American political action committee that aims to help elect Democratic female candidates in favor of abortion rights to office. It was founded by Ellen Malcolm in 1985. The group's name is an acronym for "Early Money Is Like Yeast". Malcolm commented that "it makes the dough rise".