I would have spit out my drink if I had one. That was good dude. PS: I want to throw that bitch off her platform though, she sucks.
She was a beast the first night we had sex. And then after that it kind of slowed a little bit. She liked being woken up to sexy time which had its pleasures.
Tbh I think she's dead now. She was hearing the devil's voice periodically when we were dating. I can only imagine that she probably drowned herself in a bathtub.
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