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Texas is pleading with the federal government to enforce the country’s immigration laws and stop the flow of illegal aliens invading this country across the southern border to no avail. At the same time Florida has been futilely battling the invasive breed of Burmese python snakes that are taking over the Everglades devouring everything in sight.

The illegals crossing the Rio Grande into Texas are destroying the local habitat as well as damaging private property, terrorizing citizens, and overburdening social services ranging from hospitals and schools to shelters and charitable organizations. In Florida the hungry pythons are gobbling up everything from deer and local pets to tourists and Buicks.

Here’s a simple solution that may help both states solve their respective problems.

Simply ship the pythons to Texas and release them into the Rio Grande River. Once the illegals observe one of these mammoth reptiles swallowing a gun-toting drug cartel coyote or one of their pals in a single gulp it might serve as a deterrent, persuading those watching to quickly change course and skedaddle back home.

> Texas is pleading with the federal government to enforce the country’s immigration laws and stop the flow of illegal aliens invading this country across the southern border to no avail. At the same time Florida has been futilely battling the invasive breed of Burmese python snakes that are taking over the Everglades devouring everything in sight. > The illegals crossing the Rio Grande into Texas are destroying the local habitat as well as damaging private property, terrorizing citizens, and overburdening social services ranging from hospitals and schools to shelters and charitable organizations. In Florida the hungry pythons are gobbling up everything from deer and local pets to tourists and Buicks. > Here’s a simple solution that may help both states solve their respective problems. > Simply ship the pythons to Texas and release them into the Rio Grande River. Once the illegals observe one of these mammoth reptiles swallowing a gun-toting drug cartel coyote or one of their pals in a single gulp it might serve as a deterrent, persuading those watching to quickly change course and skedaddle back home.

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We should build two walls with a few hundred yards between them. We put the giant snakes between the two walls along with the auto-turrets from the movie Aliens. Seismic detectors at set distances along the second wall to detect digging. Sure, the snakes will likely escape, but it'll be worth it. We should also consider resurrecting the Tyrannosaurus Rex and making the area between the walls its new protected habitat.

I just hope the walls aren't used to keep us in once they implement their final "great reset" solution.