It's jews that make me almost wish that the flat-earthers were right, and we could just repurpose the steam catapults on the launch deck of a retired aircraft carrier to fire their asses off the edge. But since that's not feasible, set it up off the beach in Maine and just launch them in the direction of israel.

"Well, to be honest, we don't know if Mr. Shapiro is alive or dead at this time. The last time we saw him he was still on an upward trajectory, over the horizon on his way back to israel. He was very much alive at the time because we could clearly hear him screaming, 'Oooyyy vvveeeyyy!!!' ."

Trebuchet. It's the only sane way.