He probably asks what his job is and where he is everyday while staff calm him down with sedatives in between talks with Hussein Soetoro and his nurse Jill in the bunker. The only president in history not legally elected so I guess that's why they're worries. He's like the White House version of Weekend at Bernie's.
All done to make it appear like our misfortunes are the result of idiocy while the real string pullers go unscathed and unnoticed.
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