It's Trump's fault It's the pandemic It's transitory It's an indicator of strong consumer spending It's Putin's price hike It's actually not happening <you are here> Gas was always $15/gallon Renting a studio apartment is better than owning a home, here's why The electricity wouldn't be going out so often if the Green New Deal had passed like we wanted Recycled food, good for the environment and okay for you Oil products are unavailable worldwide, well at least unavailable to you, start walking By emergency order, no minority may be stopped from spontaneous borrowing of property - they need it more than you Remember kids, be sure to tell your teacher if your parents are complaining about government policy - it's to protect everyone ** bang, bang, bang ** open up! we know you've got a real loaf of bread in there in violation of the Healthy and Happy Nutrition Act aka Eat Bugs Act Hey! Why are they taking all those bodies to the Kellogg's cereal plant? You sure are asking a lot of questions; we're here to help you answer those by "relocating" you to an "education facility".